Is This Thing On? (2:31)

Oh, the beguiling monotone
The wan, noncommital smile
Wouldn't you like to take him home?

Oh, the byzantine ribaldry
The deadpan delivery
Don't let him let you go

And why decry devices
I myself employ, if less ably
Tearing out my heart
Holding it to the crowd
Wondering aloud:
"Is this thing on?"

Oh, The limits fixed by design
The practiced awkward goodbye
I've heard this one before